%Guys:  So I"m listening to this Japanese marketing guy give a talk
%on Six Sigma at the Medtronic stat conference today (I had already
%given my talk), and after 15 minutes he still hasn't even defined
%"six sigma" (tho he has mentioned that employees report the training
%has "too much statistics" in it).  

%It's more or less at this point that I pull out a pad and finish this
%song (which I had half-written in the car on the way there).  Mark,
%there has got to be midi files galore out there for this one; would
%love to cut it at Glickman Studios sometime!  Maybe this fall?  J can
%bring her voice *and* the baby to Boston!

%The Monkees (and Smashmouth, who just cut a pretty faithful cover for
%"Shrek") did it in G, but I think I'd need Neil Diamond's original key
%of E to pull off Mickey Dolenz' high outtro (which is nice).

%Well, I'm a believer yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-ee I'm a believer

%  -- Brad

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{\LARGE {\bf Bayesian Believer}}
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Words:  B.\ Carlin

Music:  Neil Diamond/The Monkees/Smashmouth (``I'm a Believer'')
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{\bf Intro:}\>(key/guitar lick)\\
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{\bf V1:}\>I thought inference was just a fairy tale,\\
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\>\>Confused by stats and probability,\\
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\>Frequentist approaches (doo-doot doo-doot)\\
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\>\>\>made no sense to me (doo-doot doo-doot)\\
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\>\>Summarizing evidence by $p$?!\\
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{\bf Chorus:}\>Then I saw Tom Bayes -- Now I'm a believer,\\
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\>\>Without a trace -- of doubt in my mind,\\
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\>[I'm a] Bayesian (ooooh) -- Oh, I'm a believer --\\
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\>\>I couldn't $p$ now if I tried!\\
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{\bf V2:}\>I thought likelihood was just the only thing,\\
\>\>Turn the crank and get the MLE,\\
\>What's the use of thinking (doo-doot doo-doot)\\
\>\>\>Disconnect your brain (doo-doot doo-doot)\\
\>\>Play along and minimize the pain...\\
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{\bf Chorus:}\>(repeat)\\
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{\bf Solo:}\>(keys/guitar)\\
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{\bf V3:}\>{\tt SAS} was out to get me (doo-doot doo-doot)\\
(partial)\>\>\>-- that's the way it seemed (doo-doot doo-doot)\\
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\>\>Fixed effects and forced normality...\\
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{\bf Chorus:}\>(repeat 2x w/assorted hollering and out!)
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